Hello
sorry JMG shit thread posted about you

It's baronesses birthday today, can everyone send her a gaz,

www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=53422
(PsychoChomp, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:09, archived)

*Considers*
*Declines on the basis that I don't know who she is*
( Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:10, archived)

She's a girl online,
that's more than enough excuse
(PsychoChomp, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:11, archived)

she likes WAR
from what i know.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:13, archived)

Tell him I'm coming.
AND HELL'S COMING WITH ME!
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:10, archived)

I'm going to send her a creepy gaz, asking for a picture of her tits.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:13, archived)

I think she's used to them, she's been a member for a while.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:14, archived)

a voice of experience?

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:15, archived)

Not by me,

(PsychoChomp, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:20, archived)

So does she send people pictures of her tits or not?

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:16, archived)

Fuck it, I'll ask anyway.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:24, archived)

*Checks profile*
"Travel agent"

Wow I would have bet money you were an estate agent.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:25, archived)

This is what Dave Trouser said :(
I didn't realise I looked like that much of a cunt.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:28, archived)

Estate agents are normally fatter.
From the masses of food they've bought using 90% of their unfortunate victims' income.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:29, archived)

Shut up SexF... oh, right.
*waits for Dave Trouser to come running to his defence*

It's been 8 minutes and he's not started a new thread yet. Is he getting slow?
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:15, archived)

OMG

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:16, archived)

He's gazzing girls his number.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:17, archived)

Bitterness :-(

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:29, archived)

is she your girlfriend?

( scott,, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:17, archived)

Nope, I just couldn't be bothered to get her a present,
I thought X unread messages in her inbox would be a valid present,
I'm starting to regret it now.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:19, archived)

yeah it's a bit stalkerish really

( scott,, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:20, archived)

yeah I didn't think this through did I?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:20, archived)

don't worry, i heard she's easy.

( scott,, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:26, archived)

You shouldn't be such a misogynist.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:30, archived)