What I've learnt tonight:
Brass Eye is fucking brilliant.
( Malchick, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 20:24, archived)

this
chris morris is my god
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 20:25, archived)

chris morris is my god Mykeyboy gives me fizzy knickers
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 20:27, archived)

Mykeyboy gives me fizzy knickers
I love Timmy Mallet.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 20:28, archived)

I love Timmy Mallet. Mykeyboy fathered my son as im not man enough to produce sperm and my wife despairs of me
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 20:30, archived)

^Mallet's hard cock

( ArthurTheRat, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 20:32, archived)

As is fondling the breasts of a willing 16 yr old bird

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 20:26, archived)

bah
I had fantastic breasts when I was 16
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 20:27, archived)

So did I.

( Malchick, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 20:28, archived)

you have a lully body
even if you don't think you do
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 20:29, archived)

I didn't have any
really...

They appeared overnight, after years of people calling me 'pancake tits'
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 6 Jul 2005, 20:30, archived)

I was a C cup
by the time I was 11. that wasn't a lot of fun. I was 36F at 16
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 20:33, archived)

Photos!
Of course you still pale in comparison to other lady scots i know..
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 20:35, archived)

I don't have any photos of me from then
and now I'm not worth looking at
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 20:37, archived)

Rubbish!
I shall knock one out over you now!
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 20:38, archived)

you must be feeling desperate then

( Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 20:41, archived)

I woke up one morning
and was a 36D.

Funnily enough they stopped taking the piss.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 6 Jul 2005, 20:38, archived)

I'm not surprised
norks have power
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 20:40, archived)

^
this
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 20:41, archived)

Nah we prefer video games

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 20:42, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/621963
( Malchick, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 20:27, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/621974
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 20:29, archived)

Then you should try
this.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 20:26, archived)

thats ace
we have that
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 20:28, archived)

I want to get that
Chris Morris = fucking brilliant,
Peter Cook = best and funniest person to ever live.
( homonk, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 20:31, archived)

I agree
x 10000
( homonk, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 20:28, archived)

Cake is a made-up drug.
It is great.
( Druid, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 20:28, archived)

joss ackland's spunky back pack

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 20:28, archived)

Arf! Had to look that one up!
Genetically, paedophiles are more like crabs than human beings. There's no scientific evidence for this, but it is a fact.
( Druid, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 20:34, archived)

pffft
dr fox, fucking cunt - and phil collins 'im talking nonce-sense' wankers
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 20:39, archived)

It was brilliant,
I don't understand what all the fuss was about. I also liked the 'secret sign' the guy did when he saw an unattended kid, I pissed myself!
( Druid, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 20:42, archived)

my favourite
was that song he did about myra hindley
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 20:43, archived)