what the hell is wrong with yorkshire?
please mark your response for my attention
( valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:15, archived)

What's right with it?

( Jobe, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:18, archived)

1/4
the rest is too northern
( valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:19, archived)

It's really close to the much nicer Cumbria and County Durham and Northumberland.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:19, archived)

I WAS BORN THERE AND SPENT THREE VERY HAPPY YEARS AT UNIVERSITY THERE

( sleepybinky, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:20, archived)

And not once did you pop in for a brew...
For shame, Binks. SHAAAAAAAAAAME
( RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:24, archived)

i didnt know you then!

( sleepybinky, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:13, archived)

Me

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:21, archived)

No, ME

( RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:23, archived)

I'll fight you for it

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:28, archived)

I'll scissors paper stone you for it. On three...
THREE

TWO

ONE

GO!
( RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:33, archived)

*scissors*

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:45, archived)

*rock*
UNLUCKY!
( RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:47, archived)

*stabs with scissors and claims prize*

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:48, archived)

*already left building on victory parade*

( RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:55, archived)

I really need to work on my stabbing reflex.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:56, archived)

Yorkshire is a perfectly adequate piece of land...
... You mean 'What is wrong with Yorkshire people?'

Answer: They are pefectly normal for psychopaths.
( lion-cake Bad lion-cake, bad., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:19, archived)

Why do you use ellipses so much?
... I mean, surely it's more effort?
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:27, archived)

It's more...
...dramatic.
(WANKERTRON you say "prick", I say "wanker", Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:05, archived)

Ellipsis is for the weak and feeble minded...
... oops
( lion-cake Bad lion-cake, bad., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:06, archived)

And people who can't...
...use the phone book.
(WANKERTRON you say "prick", I say "wanker", Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:07, archived)