One of our more senior chefs upped sticks a while back.
They put an advert in the Job Centre and got no less than 350 (allegedly) experienced and fully-qualified applicants phoning up. In one day!

Some of them were from as far away as Kendal (we're in Bradford.)
(WANKERTRON you say "prick", I say "wanker", Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:39, archived)

I imagine about 90% of those don't know what they're talking about though

( SuperMatt, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:40, archived)

Ouch!

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:41, archived)

Oof!
Times are tough
( Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:41, archived)