Or smash the bowl over the cats head

( Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:59, archived)

It'll be all like *TISH*raaaaowwww

( Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:59, archived)

That's a little bit illegal I think
For people who are concerned about legality and animal welfare the washing-up option might be better.
( in vino veritas, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:00, archived)

Or put the bowl on top of the cat
whilst screaming "HAH! NOT SO SMART NOW ARE YOU FUCKO?"
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:00, archived)

I quite like this one
then burst into tears as you realise your only social contact is with a cat
( Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:03, archived)