did you say bowl or bowel?

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:59, archived)

Damn
Poor spelling can really lead to some amusing misunderstandings. How do I stop him licking my arse? There thats clear enough I think
(i_mustnt_panic, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:01, archived)

Just clench

( Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:01, archived)

he might get stuck
I can be quite a tight arse
(i_mustnt_panic, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:02, archived)

Well, hello there. ;)

( hoifbjifbef, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:04, archived)

the answer is the same anyway
kick a biro down its ear
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:01, archived)

proper LOLs here

( jenpots, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:03, archived)

I only have a pencil.
Besides writing implements are hard enough to come by when you need them for phone messages. Life is just so unfair
(i_mustnt_panic, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:04, archived)