Aww
I wish I was in Leicester now :(
( in vino veritas, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:04, archived)

No one wishes they were in Leicester

( Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:05, archived)

True.
I'm only here because of uni.
( spaceage, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:05, archived)

Stay on /talk.
We're a friendly bunch. Well, I am.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:06, archived)

Thanks for the advice.

( spaceage, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:07, archived)

But they have a Land Registry in a sock factory and it's Gary Lineker's ancestral home!
What's not to love?
( in vino veritas, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:08, archived)

And a statue of Ghandi, despite never visiting the City

( Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:09, archived)

And a statue featuring a footballer, a cricketer and a rugby player, all in bizarre poses which makes it look like an acrobats aerial threesome

( Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:09, archived)

Why can't anyone spell Gandhi?

( in vino veritas, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:11, archived)

Because no one cares

( Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:12, archived)

Because as a spiritualist Hindu, conventional witchcraft and spells don't work?

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:17, archived)

I'm afraid those words are really not registering to me
And that's not to do with my drunken state.
( spaceage, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:09, archived)

Is it your literacy?
They have courses for that nowadays. Taught by gremlins or something.
( in vino veritas, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:12, archived)

They do?
What an age we live in...
( spaceage, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:14, archived)

That's why Samuel Johnson didn't say
"Why, Sir, you find no man, at all intellectual, who is willing to leave Leicester.
No, Sir, when a man is tired of Leicester, he is tired of life, for there is in the East Midlands all that life can afford."
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:07, archived)