Oh, bugger
I thought I had hayfever all day - I'm now pretty sure it's the start of a cunt of a cold. I am now drinking Scotch - there are germs in my body and I plan on getting each one pissed and have my immune system throw them out of the pub.

What inane thing have you done today that you've chosen to tell the internet about?
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 0:45, archived)

I did a splattery shit, and it looked like your face.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 0:46, archived)

But I'm not brown :(

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 0:47, archived)

The colour wasn't really relevant.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 0:48, archived)

RACIST

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 0:49, archived)

:O
Racist.
( spaceage, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 0:49, archived)

lacist!

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 0:52, archived)

eeeerrrrmmmmmmmm

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 0:47, archived)

That's the spirit!

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 0:47, archived)

I'm thinking
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
( executiverocker only wears C&A, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 0:47, archived)

I watched Blade Runner
Is that an inane thing though?
( executiverocker only wears C&A, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 0:54, archived)

Have some ginger, mixed with hot vimto.
Works brilliantly for colds, does for me anyway.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 0:48, archived)

I have the ginger
But not the Vimto.

I'll stick with the Scotch. I thought I hated it for the past 5 years, turns out it's not so bad.
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 0:49, archived)

Your mum

( broadsword, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 0:50, archived)

Have you got my randomburn?
Also, did it have a tracklist?
( WHARRGARBL, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 0:53, archived)

YOU THINK THAT A COLD IS BAD?!?!?!?!

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 0:55, archived)

We need some B3ta disease top trumps.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 0:57, archived)

I had such a bad poo It took three flushes and half a bog roll wipe clean.
My arse looks like a blood orange and feels like Ive been bummed asunder.
( Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 0:57, archived)