I'm thinking of starting a blog about this terrible idea
I was in great dispare one night writing my dissertation for philosophy when I started making examples of famous record lyrics and putting them into different philosophical argument examples I had been studying. Alas I am letting some examples of this flow onto you. The following was this:-

1, Bono cannot live with you
2, Bono cannot live without you
Conclusion; Bono cannot live.

1, Billy Jean is not my lover
2, If and only if Billy Jean is not my lover, she is a girl who claims I am the one
Conclusion; Billy Jean is a girl who claims I am the one.

1, If Morrissey is human
2, If Morrissey is human then he needs to be loved.
Conclusion; Morrissey describes his homosexual experiences in the song 'this charming man'
(Hagbard MacDougal, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 3:31, archived)

I'm hungover already

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 3:37, archived)

Morrissey is a cunt. Get back to work.

( Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 3:41, archived)

My mate fancies the fuck out of him
She's got a daffodil tattoo and a load of lyrics on her tummy.

She's 20.

*sighs*

She also fancies George Michael, enjoys the work of James Morrison, and lives with a racist copper who made her quit her job.

Not blessed with the best taste.
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 3:43, archived)

Night night internets xxx

( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 3:48, archived)

good night madam

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 3:54, archived)

Should I stay or should I go
If I leave there will be trouble, if I stay there will be double.

WELL FUCKING LEG IT THEN.
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 3:42, archived)

hmmm
Give that Rob Zombie is more human than human,
and all humans are human,
only Rob Zombie is human?
( Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 7:30, archived)