I was eleven and a half stone and had hair down to my arse

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:09, archived)

And still in your mid fourties...

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:10, archived)

It's a miracle of the age

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:10, archived)

Noit is now only eleven stone.
Skinny fucker.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:10, archived)

Fucking hell
what have you been doing to him? Keeping him in a box under the stairs?
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:11, archived)

He's been walking lots and lots in his job.
He's naturally skinny, though.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:12, archived)

l n
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:15, archived)

Well, I'm only 12 st 3lb now
And rather pleased that I got into these 32" waist Levis tonight. God, what have I become? Some kind of neurotic housewife?
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:14, archived)

Isnt it time for your face mask?

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:15, archived)

I'm off to get my arsed waxed

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:15, archived)

You're very svelte lately, it's true.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:17, archived)

You totally want me

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:19, archived)

Levis?
It's not 1985.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:17, archived)

It was the last time I put these on

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:19, archived)

I'm 10 and a half stone
Fit as a fiddle me, just wish I could kick the crack :(
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:30, archived)

Now you're a good 14 years older, with lesser hair and you grumble and moan at a person you've never met, from the internet.
:(
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:11, archived)