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WHY IS YOUR MOTHER SO SHORT?
because her legs were removed at the knees with a chainsaw
WITH A CHAINSAW? OMG FFS?!
yeah she's a sawn off short mum
THAT DOESN'T REALLY WORK, DOES IT?
no
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:17, archived)
Stop shouting you beast!

(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:17, archived)
i can only imagine how insufferable you must be irl

(I helped save b3ta! well, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:17, archived)
Just add fire

(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:18, archived)
no, but it's still funny,
and that's what counts.
well, I laughed, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:17, archived)
no

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:18, archived)
Take it down a tone.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:19, archived)
Also works with nun

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:19, archived)
why is sick rik so orange
because his dad fucked a wotsit.

(sorry I am not usually a bully online and I don't mind rik but I saw this joke on live at the apollo last night and I really wanted to use it)
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:19, archived)
rik was the only orange b3ta i could think of.

(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:20, archived)
Oh baldmonkey,
If you keep being this fucking interesting, the bingo will never happen!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:20, archived)
eyes down look in, your first number on your pink ticket...
she said she was 16 officer honest, 1 and 5, 15
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:20, archived)
I don't have that one.
Can I have anothe rplease/
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:22, archived)
Nope. Nowt this end.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:23, archived)
Hahahaha
I wondered what stylee you would use to call the numbers.
Silly me should have realised it would be Mongy Stylee.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:23, archived)
:(
 
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:23, archived)