Except
the shooting, they get disqualified for missing the target and hitting other competitors.
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:07, archived)

except the Italians
as they didn't slow down enough
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:08, archived)

They
always win the running backwards race though.
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:09, archived)

They'd also win the competition for good-looking women on motorbikes
if such a compo existed.

I've just come back from holiday in Sorrento (nr. Naples) so I've seen a lot of them!
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:16, archived)

My grandad was at Arnhem (on the Allied side, driving a tank)
and got shelled by the Yanks.
He doesn't like them much!

Also, look at Vietnam: 10 years of fucking around and neither side won in the end. Shows how good they are without our help.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:12, archived)