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*hugs*
missing you all :(

And if you hadn't heard, London has won the right to stage the Olympics in 2012, sponsored by MSN, featuring a b0rked Superman playing a theme by John Peel in the snow to the Pope and Fred Dibnah.
(I helped save b3ta! Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:03, archived)
Will Richard Whiteley present the medals?

(I helped save b3ta! The Teviot Moose major 5th., Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:04, archived)
Speaking of old news...
www.b3ta.com/talk/622171
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:04, archived)
the first anniversary of the first post post

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:07, archived)
congratulamationings!!
*hugs*
*bums*
*buys a hat*
(I helped save b3ta! Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:11, archived)
*wanks in it*

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:14, archived)
You total mong,
I bet that was the hat I've been looking for for 10 years.
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:15, archived)
I just read that thread...
Are you getting married as well? Or are you marrying him or something....? And is that even a him?

AAAAAAARGH!
It's been a long day...
(Elfroid How Long Have We Had These?, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:15, archived)
We are
yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:18, archived)
Oooooo
Congrats :D

And please forgive my slowness this evening.
(Elfroid How Long Have We Had These?, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:22, archived)
*hugs* you too
topical repost :)
(I helped save b3ta! Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:16, archived)
of a login screen?

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:18, archived)
*whistles ninjatastically*

(I helped save b3ta! Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:19, archived)
should've added
a veil and a tiara
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:23, archived)
*hugs*
*makes mental note to dye hair again as is worryingly ginger*
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:24, archived)
I think I
must be about the only person not to use msn or any other IM program.
(I helped save b3ta! DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:05, archived)
That's
because you are a friendless fucker
(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:07, archived)
Not
far from the truth. My only friends are mongs who can't read or rite.
(I helped save b3ta! DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:07, archived)
but we're your friends too

(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:08, archived)

he was talking about us then
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:10, archived)
But why would I need to
IM any of you? You are always on here and I have no reason to bother any of you if you are not.
(I helped save b3ta! DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:11, archived)
my MSN list
is probably half b3tans, a quarter family and real-life friends and a quarter "other"
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:15, archived)
I don't use mine much
since I spend most my time at real-life work and a real-life ickle village with no-one but nearly-dead locals.
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:18, archived)
I have no b3tans on my list
because you all hate/don't know me.
(Elfroid How Long Have We Had These?, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:18, archived)
actually we're not
b3ta talk is an automated program to keep friendless losers amused

haven't you ever noticed how some posts appear to be the same
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:12, archived)
*bums*

(I helped save b3ta! Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:12, archived)
*bums in the face twice and gets one free*
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:13, archived)
The olsen twins are dead

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:14, archived)
look what it's driven their dad to
www.b3ta.com/talk/622331
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:15, archived)
I have it, but don't use it,
all the fuckers are on block because I can't be bothered speaking to them
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:10, archived)
I am the other only person

I use a phone and e-mail. What more can a man need for ordering alcohol and loose women?
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:10, archived)
I know not of this witchcraft either
'tis /talk, email, phone or letter for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:14, archived)
all those cabbies hired as drivers for the olympic visitors
our unoffical ambassadors to other nations

so mate, why did (insert small nation here) bother entering? the bloody yanks are going to win everything
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:06, archived)
Except
the shooting, they get disqualified for missing the target and hitting other competitors.
(I helped save b3ta! DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:07, archived)
except the Italians
as they didn't slow down enough
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:08, archived)
They
always win the running backwards race though.
(I helped save b3ta! DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:09, archived)
They'd also win the competition for good-looking women on motorbikes
if such a compo existed.

I've just come back from holiday in Sorrento (nr. Naples) so I've seen a lot of them!
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:16, archived)
My grandad was at Arnhem (on the Allied side, driving a tank)
and got shelled by the Yanks.
He doesn't like them much!

Also, look at Vietnam: 10 years of fucking around and neither side won in the end. Shows how good they are without our help.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:12, archived)
"So, do you reckon the darkies'll win the 10,000 metres again?"

(I helped save b3ta! Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:07, archived)
If the
white competitors are coppers, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:08, archived)
What show was that from again?
"Being a policeman is just like being an Olympic athlete, except you beat the darkies"

Or something like that
(I helped save b3ta! Dugs - The artist formerly known as Dugsybaws, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:12, archived)
bnp party
political broadcast or Up the Elephant and Round the Castle.
(I helped save b3ta! DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:14, archived)
Up the Elephant and Round the Castle
That was Davidson, wasn't it? I can't remember much about it, except that it was shockingly bad.
(I helped save b3ta! Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:15, archived)
yup

(I helped save b3ta! DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:17, archived)
I bet you're not missing me.

(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:06, archived)
DIBNAH!

Dibnah is the best, the only good Lancastrian ever (apart from Robh & pals who are OK, as long as they get the first drinks in this weekend)
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:13, archived)