A holiday without a doubt
I'd rent a beach villa on the east coast of mallorca in a village called Colonia de sant pere. It's a quiet sea front residential place that's beautiful and no tourists and VERY SPANISH
( Mrs Sp@m, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:00, archived)

this one
www.holiday-rentals.co.uk/p404297
( Mrs Sp@m, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:04, archived)

As nice as that looks....
That outdoorsy-patio thinggy is facing the wrong way, it would be much better to look at the sea than the house.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:22, archived)

BORING
fucking hell that sounds yawnarific
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:08, archived)

it probably would be boring but the good quiet relaxing kind.
spend a few days driving/hiking around the tramuntana mountains visiting Soller and finding empty hidden beaches
( Mrs Sp@m, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:11, archived)

In the winter too
www.juntadeandalucia.es/averroes/ceip_san_rafael/RELIEVE/Sierra%20de%20Tramuntana%20(Mallorca).jpg
( Mrs Sp@m, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:14, archived)

You want peace and solitude?
Bieszczady is where it's at. And no fucking Spaniards.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:22, archived)

You never brought me a stick of rock back, you bastards.
You won't be invited to the inaugural piss up.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:16, archived)

I told you, you shit I have your rock here.

( Mrs Sp@m, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:21, archived)

£2k PER WEEK?!

( CowJam, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:27, archived)

and you get plastic fucking chairs
those Spanish tourist landlords sure know how to milk an idiot
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:31, archived)

it's not summer unless you're sitting outdoors on a plastic chair
these things make us british
( spacefish bong!, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:36, archived)

fuck you and your Britishness
if I have to spend my free time in a hot clime, I'll do it in a khaki suit on a wicker chair being fanned by one of the local girls with my feet resting on something I've just killed. THAT'S Britishness.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:40, archived)