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I'm late and everything
but it's not really my fault as I was drowning my sorrows in the pub but:

Congratulations to WW and Badger, you lovely, lovely people.

*hugs*

*sheds not so manly tears at the thought of nice people being happy*

*waits for invite to housewarming*
(, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:50, archived)
*incubates your house*

(, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:51, archived)
*watches as a bungalow hatches*

(, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:53, archived)
*learns parenting the hard way as it grows into a block of flats*

(, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:54, archived)
*grounds it for seeing that chavvy council flat from across town*

(, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:54, archived)
*grounds it*
*with dynamite*
(, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:55, archived)
*cries as it leaves home on the back of a massive lorry,*
*and doesn't phone*
(, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:55, archived)
*dies alone in a caravan with only feral breeze blocks for company*

(, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:56, archived)
*mourns*
i really wanted a happy ending :o(
(, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 23:02, archived)
*daisies start growing on corpse*
Oooh. Pretty.
(, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 23:10, archived)
Buy me a hat!

(, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:51, archived)
You choose though:
www.villagehatshop.com/
(, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:54, archived)
hmmm
this

or this

ohhh or best of all
www.villagehatshop.com/product1945.html
(, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:58, archived)
hah!
www.villagehatshop.com/viking_helmets_hat.html
(, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:58, archived)
Arf!
If you get married the guests for one side of the family should wear these and the other side the lovely fez as pointed out by Bunny.
(, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 23:00, archived)
Oh dear
I can see how this will end up


*runs away to Las Vegas*
(, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 23:02, archived)
but what does that leave
for b3tans to wear? trained kittins?
(, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 23:02, archived)
This is an excellent idea.
Trained kittens and pearl necklaces.
(, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 23:03, archived)
would you be providing the
spunk?
(, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 23:04, archived)
Well, I'm not doing anything better with it.
Edit: how rude of me! in all the excitement I neglected to give you a hug.

*gives extra hugs*
(, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 23:06, archived)
thats more like it
I am very taken with this hat, it's almost as good as a fez so remid me of this nearer the time
(, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 23:11, archived)
Not sure why it's called
an 'SS-Mini' though.

Right, time for bed for young lonewolf.

G'night gorgeous.

And congrats again to WW and badge!
(, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 23:16, archived)
This.

(, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:52, archived)
God
you lot in Glemsford.


GOD.

edit - *passes tissue*

Thanks hon :)
(, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:54, archived)
You are welmcome my dear.
You are both lovely poeple from what I know of you

(and no, that has nothing to do with me having been drinking, I promise)
(, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 23:01, archived)
meh!
*waits for invite to bash-cum-stagnight*
(, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:55, archived)
cunting crap
a b3tan hen-night...
(, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:56, archived)
*leaves continent*

(, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:56, archived)

leavesin-
(, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:57, archived)
sounds fantastic to me

(, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 23:03, archived)
You really should have
phrased that better.

('ning you!)
(, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:56, archived)
'ning
and I wrote it, saw it, thought 'feh' and carried on
(, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:59, archived)
it sounds about right to me

(, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 23:01, archived)