He's in the top 5.
Behind and Rooney, Berbatov and others.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:54, archived)

fuck Berbatov man, fuck Berbatov right in the fucking ear

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:55, archived)

*nods*

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:56, archived)

I think his nonchalant style fits manchester united perfectly.
His touches and finishing are immense.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:56, archived)

he plays like he's asleep, he can't be arsed tracking back and he's just lazy if it's not a big game
or even if it is a big game

I say sell him and hang on to Tevez
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:57, archived)

Concurred.
Tevez is a workhorse and always looks for the shot on goal. More of an asset than Berbatov, easily.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:59, archived)

He apparently refused cosmetic surgery on his sickeningly disgusting scars too.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:00, archived)

cos he watched lethal weapon
and he knows the girls love me
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:08, archived)

Berbatov top 5 in the world?

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:55, archived)

I'd say.
I'm really trying not to mention Robbie Keane here as I know the reaction it'll get.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:56, archived)

You know there are more countries in the world than England, right?

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:57, archived)

Wales has some great footballers.
Honest.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:00, archived)

I'm well aware of that.
We're talking strikers here though. I believe the best ones in the world play in the premiership.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:05, archived)

Emile Ivanhoe Heskey
is by far the greatest striker ever.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:58, archived)

bah
1. Torres
2. Eto´o
3. Anelka
4. Rooney
5. Villa

Going on last seasons form and goals.
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:01, archived)

No Zlatan Ibrahimovic?

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:04, archived)

he´s fucking shite

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:05, archived)

He's fucking shite in anything other than worthless games.
He's not a big game player whatsoever.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:07, archived)

Here's the revised list for you.
1. Heskey
2. Crouch
3. Koller
4. Harewood
5. Zamora
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:04, archived)

Bobby Zamora is one of the shittest people ever to kick a football.
and I'm including people who have been paralized since they kicked a ball.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:08, archived)