You Gee El Why, She Ain't Got No Alibi
Do you remember that song? I vaguely remember it. I can't really remember what year it came out in. Can you remember what year it came out in? Am I asking too many questions? I don't care because I'm enjoying my life and posting things tonight.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:16, archived)

I had a can of Dr Pepper earlier, it's nicer than Coke but now I need to wee quite urgently but I'm enjoying posting too much and I don't want to get up, I might just keep posting until I wet my pants

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:20, archived)

Oh we've all been there Gilgamesh.
I remember this one time when I got sooo far into posting things this one night that I didn't even notice all the shit slowly seeping through my jeans and into the chair. When I finally realised what had happened, you know what? It didn't even bother me and I just carried on posting things on that night and it took all my worries away. It didn't take the shit away and I had to get a new chair though but it was one of the best moments of my life and I'm trying to recreate it by posting more things tonight. I hope you'll all join me in posting things tonight.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:23, archived)

Brill.
Just brill, keep on posting/shitting.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:26, archived)

I'm slightly concerned I may become incontinent of faeces if the excitement keeps up, perhaps I could get some immodium delivered so I can sit here posting a little while longer

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:26, archived)

If you take your trousers and pants off,
and cut a hole in the chair, there's no need to ever leave your seat.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:28, archived)

Well it was after that night of posting things that night
That I invested in a flask to keep my faecal matter in. In the winter it also doubles as a hand warmer. Not that I need a hand warmer if I carry on posting things tonight. The smoke is coming off my keyboard I'm posting so fast. Haha, no it isn't really I was just having a little joke because of how much fun I'm having. I need to let some of it out because I'm brimming with funness while posting things tonight.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:28, archived)

You should be proud of your 'ugly' post Gilgamesh.
It's spawned so many posts tonight. You've spread the fun around tonight and I hope you and everyone else will carry on posting things tonight.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:31, archived)

I'm bored of posting things tonight.
Fuck posting.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:33, archived)

I might have a cup of tea now

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:37, archived)

Daphne and Celeste

(Halfy By light alone, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:21, archived)

didn't they get bottles of piss thrown at them at some festival?

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:22, archived)

you know damn well they did you massive fraud
you absolutely love NME and you cackled in glee as you read the report of that year's Reading festival as you wanked yourself blind over the thought of two nubile pop bints doused in freshly-bottled man-poison.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:26, archived)

I know some girl group got piss-bottled
I just didn't make a mental note of which particular flash in the pan nine-day wonder "act" it was

any photos of them dripping with fresh urine? just for research y'know?
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:33, archived)