I had a pet duck once called Dr. Quackers
He was ace, and when we tried to re-home him in the big lake near my house he waddled back to our front door and quacked loudly outside so he was a homing duck too.

We also got him to swim around in our bath to get him used to it when he was a little duckling but he was scared of all the rubber duckies.

And and and he thought he was a cockerel and used to quack really loudly when the sun came up.

Ahhhh, great times with Dr. Quackers.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 1:32, archived)

how did he taste?

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 1:33, archived)

I don't know.
You'd have to ask the fox that ate him.
:(
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 1:33, archived)

where can i find the fox that ate him?

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 1:34, archived)

He lives in Oxford.
Other than that I don't know.

He didn't leave a card or anything.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 1:35, archived)

quite the elusive fellow.
sounds like an interesting character.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 1:36, archived)

he was eaten by a tiger
in norwich
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 1:53, archived)