DUCK DUCK DUCK DUCK DUCK
FUCKING DUCK
i wish this medication would kick in, YEAH DUCK DUCK DUCK
what is your favourite duck, keep me entertained so i don't feel quite so ill from all this cancer.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 1:30, archived)

Coot
I think that's a duck.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 1:31, archived)

*unsure about ducks five*

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 1:32, archived)

We're so uncertain, together

( Major Turd for tonight only, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 1:33, archived)

You two quack me up.
You're like birds of a feather.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 1:35, archived)

Oh beak-quiet
Look what we've started :(
( Major Turd for tonight only, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 1:39, archived)

I just thought of it on the fly.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 1:40, archived)

eider thought you could check it online

( scott,, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 1:39, archived)

on the web?

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 1:40, archived)

On the webBED FEET

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 1:41, archived)

yes, for free.
there would be no bill
( scott,, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 1:41, archived)

Flock me.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 1:44, archived)

I had a pet duck once called Dr. Quackers
He was ace, and when we tried to re-home him in the big lake near my house he waddled back to our front door and quacked loudly outside so he was a homing duck too.

We also got him to swim around in our bath to get him used to it when he was a little duckling but he was scared of all the rubber duckies.

And and and he thought he was a cockerel and used to quack really loudly when the sun came up.

Ahhhh, great times with Dr. Quackers.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 1:32, archived)

how did he taste?

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 1:33, archived)

I don't know.
You'd have to ask the fox that ate him.
:(
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 1:33, archived)

where can i find the fox that ate him?

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 1:34, archived)

He lives in Oxford.
Other than that I don't know.

He didn't leave a card or anything.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 1:35, archived)

quite the elusive fellow.
sounds like an interesting character.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 1:36, archived)

he was eaten by a tiger
in norwich
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 1:53, archived)

The mallard.
I think that's a duck, anyway. I'm no duck expert.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 1:32, archived)

Oh man, you should like totally play that "Good Ridance (time of your life)" song at your funeral.
That would get all the hawtiez all emotional and vulnrable and up for it.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 1:33, archived)

I'd start a Facebook group.

( Major Turd for tonight only, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 1:34, archived)

I like drakes.
Hello SSG.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 1:33, archived)

I read that as darkies.
You horrible, racist cheater.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 1:35, archived)

wut

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 1:37, archived)

I passed out during the bingo, which allowed you to win.
I'm classing this as cheating.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 1:38, archived)

Nooo, I'm just brilliant.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 1:39, archived)

What great prize did you win?

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 1:41, archived)

I dunno yet.
I have to gaz mongy my address. I am dubious.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 1:45, archived)

hello new internet friend!
how are we?
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 1:35, archived)

Hello, new internet friend!
I am fine, how are you?
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 1:36, archived)

i feel awful, absolutely awful.
obviously it is the cancer.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 1:38, archived)

Well, yes.
Have you any lovely morphine to take the edge off?

*mops your brow*
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 1:38, archived)

morphine equivalent.
i just have to be careful not to take too much.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 1:39, archived)

You know Jumanji right.
When the bullet gets sucks back into the game at the end right? Well that hunter bought those bullets from the walmart or some shit in the real word and that and stuff, so it shouldn't have got sucked in.

I basically want to see Robin Williams being shot in the face.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 1:34, archived)

but they are owned by the hunter!

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 1:35, archived)

This is not an acceptable reason.
Everything that spawns from the game goes back in as well as the bullet that is centimetres from piercing Robin Williams' stupid skull.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 1:37, archived)

it is the reason though,
i should know,
i wrote it.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 1:38, archived)

I take back everything you cancer ridden trooper.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 1:39, archived)

Oh, now come on.
The man has cancer. Surely you can humour him on this?
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 1:40, archived)

h t
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 1:42, archived)

:(
Did you get up to anything today, you poor soul?
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 1:45, archived)

i laid around struggling to eat much.
trufax
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 1:49, archived)

Robin Williams is a cunt

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 1:40, archived)

And so hairy you could easily mistake him for Bigfoot.
Not that I'm anywhere near clean-shaven myself, but still.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 1:41, archived)

He makes me wish he got shot in the face at the end of Jumanji, SSG's second finest work.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 1:42, archived)

after the cgi in spiderman?

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 1:42, archived)

I was thinking of your cow picture.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 1:44, archived)

my girlfriend loves it.
i told her she has to pretend she loves it though, so it is difficult to know the truth, the lying bitch.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 1:49, archived)

the one that used to live at our school
there was a big pond at the front of the school and a duck lived on it - it used to come and sit in the common room and eat bits of bread
( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 1:35, archived)

What subjects did it do?

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 1:38, archived)

Eggonomics

( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 1:42, archived)

Ahhh, egg!! he said egg!!

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 1:43, archived)

EGG EGG EGG BEAK EGG BEAK BILL EGG

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 1:44, archived)

DUCK!
I've wrung a few hundred thousand chickens' necks in my time, does that count?
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 1:36, archived)