meh
I could quite easily crush a grape. Maybe even two. In fact, I reckon if I crush enough of them I could make some wine and drink it.

why are you awake at this hour?
( TBL I posted this on, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 1:53, archived)

i am quite unwell.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 1:53, archived)

What's wrong SSG?

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 1:54, archived)

Oh yeah, the terminal cancer.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 1:54, archived)

it's more interminable.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 1:54, archived)

cancer!

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 1:54, archived)

Couldn't you have just silently arrived in my thread below, which is awesome?

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 1:54, archived)

I just did

( TBL I posted this on, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 1:55, archived)

hold two grapes together between 2 fingers
now have your friends bet on which one will be crushed and which one will withstand the squeezing
now i'm off to bed
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 1:54, archived)

Well if you're going I'm going.
I don't want to be stuck here with TBL.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 1:55, archived)

just don't go with me

(Just Harry What should I put here?, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 1:56, archived)

I'm just home from the pub.
Going to bed now.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 1:55, archived)

Can I go as well?

( TBL I posted this on, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 1:56, archived)

I'm nocturnal

( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 1:55, archived)

A brace of ducks.
Like OH SHIT, BRACE YOURSELVES, THERE ARE DUCKS COMING!

Mike's thread was better, I feel. I'm going to bed.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 1:56, archived)

I didn't finish work till midnight.
Thanks to my complete and utter twat of a co-worker throwing a childish little paddy and storming off home just becuase he was left with a bit of cleaning to do.

It's a shame I won't be there tomorrow when the gaffer tears him a new arsehole. Assuming he's still there tomorrow.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 2:08, archived)