i love barbecues
decent ones, like. not the ones where someone just dumps a bag of frozen supermarket sausages on and calls it a day
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:19, archived)

No, it was decent
I got smacked in my already broken face with a tennis ball, though.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:21, archived)

i took a cricket ball to the jaw once
ouch
why was your face already broken?
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:22, archived)

Some bell end in town punched me in it
this would usually be fine were it not for the four massive sovereign rings and my habit of wearing glasses. Cracked orbital socket, painy problems with my eye muscles. It's been this way for almost 2 years though, so I'm used to it.


I didn't go down though, I shouted at him, he ran away and got rugby tackled by a police lady as I was too busy being clucked over by about 10 women that appeared from nowhere.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:26, archived)

bloody hell
how can you even fit 4 'sovs' on one hand?
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:27, archived)

I'm the wrong person to ask...
That's the first and last time I've even touched a sovereign ring.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:30, archived)

when i was in college, my girlfriend worked on the elizabeth duke counter in argos
i actually couldn't believe some of the crap they sold there
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:32, archived)

Those articulated clown necklaces always make me laugh.
especially the HUGE ones.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:35, archived)

You obviously don't live in Essex.

( Lord Gnome, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:32, archived)

i'm glad it's obvious
i wouldn't want there to be any confusion
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:33, archived)

Neither do I
otherwise, knowing them girls, I'd have probably deserved it.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:34, archived)

Yep.
I'm an avid barbequer, in the summer it gets used at least 3 times a week.

My turkey for Christmas got cooked in it three years ago.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:21, archived)

the most memorable barbecue i ever had was in finland
in january
on an island in the middle of a frozen lake
we had to dig it out of the snow before it could be lit!
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:23, archived)

Brilliant!
I only did my turkey on the barbeque beceause we had LOADS of people and there wouldn't have been space in the oven for potates and things had the turkey been in there too. I have since bought a nice new massive oven.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:26, archived)