Not me, that's for sure.
I'm going to see the tax man. If that's not bad enough, I've got to go to Peterbourough! FUCKING PETERBOUROUGH!
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:43, archived)

I bet you see at least one dwarf there.
My mate reckons that the only UK theatrical agency that specialises in dwarves is based in Peterborough, and later in the year fucking hundreds of them go there to get panto work.
( C, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:45, archived)

That would make my visit slightly tollerable.
pfffft mijits!
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:51, archived)

Just keep telling yourself that things could be worse, - you could be having to go to Gainsborough, Doncaster or Scunthorpe, ALL of which are far worse than Peterborough.
( C, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:53, archived)

Christ. That would take some doing!
Sliding down the bannister of life, Peterbourough is but a splinter in the arse.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:56, archived)

Peterborough is surrounded by a vortex
make sure you reach maximum velocity in order to escape.
( DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:46, archived)

I intend to cruise at warp factor 1 until
I'm clear of the cameras then it's pedal to the metal and WF5 down the A1. This should ensure my escape.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:52, archived)