I got excited about breaking the wii high jump record on mario & sonic. epic house party.
I fell alseep in a massage chair after trying to climb into a bin, with it on. I woke up with a sore back...whatarethechaces.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:44, archived)

"I fell alseep in a massage chair after trying to climb into a bin with it on"

WTF? was the massage chair on a bin that you were trying to climb into?
( C, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:50, archived)

comma added for clarity. Still doesn't make much sense though...

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:52, archived)

comma rarely adds clarity to anything
that girl makes no sense
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:07, archived)

Comma is awesome
I love her to bits
( jenpots, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:11, archived)

tee-hee!
to
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:20, archived)

them too

( jenpots, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:21, archived)

so, you gonna tell me where the interview is for?!
i asked way up there *points*
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:23, archived)

St Johns Ambulance
p/t temp 'til christmas
( jenpots, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:26, archived)

ace. fancy your chances?

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:30, archived)

it's the job I took
then turned down when I was offered JCT600. So depends if they remember me and how offended they were.
( jenpots, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:32, archived)

well, you know you're a candidate then
sounds good. i don't think employers hold grudges about these things
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:34, archived)