It's not a bank holiday here, but civil servants get awarded an extra day of leave in honour of the occasion, and a lot choose to take it today.
( C, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:44, archived)

niiiiiiiiiice
her birthdays in april though right?

but being on b3ta on a day off makes me feel like I am at work
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:44, archived)

she has two, the greedy bitch
double presents!
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:45, archived)

NEAR THE TOP!
has anyone else had friend requests (facebook) from a "Allison Vermaak"

I don't know anyone from South Africa - other than loony-tune Sylv
(likeajackhammer, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:28, archived)

Does she have a Sherman Tank serial number on her neck?
And class whale song as her favourite sort of music?
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:31, archived)

Who's David Hemming?
Gonz thinks I should be friends with him, but I'm fucked if I know who he is.

Cigarette time.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:32, archived)

Likewise, who is David Jon Hemming?

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:34, archived)

more to the point, who is this matthew guy who keeps sending me all these violent sexually explicit messages?

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:43, archived)

hehe that's ME :D

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:44, archived)

oh my!

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:47, archived)

no idea

(likeajackhammer, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:33, archived)

Ah, can't be Bou then

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:36, archived)