spare wheel as well you numpty

( TBL I posted this on, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:12, archived)

I thought those jags had the narrow space saver wheels.

( turb0t, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:14, archived)

it came with one of those reinflate cans
fucking useless if you damage the tyre. anyway I always sell the space savers on fleabay and get a full size wheel.
( TBL I posted this on, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:19, archived)

Actually, the concept of a space saver spare wheel is shit.
Lets assume you get a puncture, and you take out your space saver wheel from your tiny boot, (which gives you the best use of your boot space). But where the fuck are you supposed to put your full sized wheel and tyre that has now got a puncture ?
Assuming also, that you have a boot full of shopping/groceries/luggage, etc...
( turb0t, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:24, archived)

*has full size spare*
YEAH! I am the SEX.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:25, archived)

yes
hence why I always buy a full size wheel (the jag has room for it in the boot anyway)
( TBL I posted this on, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:27, archived)

...........don't ruin my joke by being serious please.
pleasedrivethrutocollectionwindowpleeeease
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:16, archived)

I called you a numpty
if I was serious I would call you a cunt.

cunt

no offence

forum banter

;-)
( TBL I posted this on, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:17, archived)

Everyone loves cunts. They are awesome.

I think your car has got a robotic hand that comes out and wanks you off as you drive and listen to a slighty detuned radio 2 whilst checking the FTSE 100 on your 12 blackberry storms, the scent of your magic tree hanging from your indicator is "PPHNNEEAAARR!: the scent of fox hunting"
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:21, archived)

how very dare you!
I never listen to radio 2

and I don't own a blackberry
( TBL I posted this on, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:24, archived)

My magic tree scent is "Damp Exotic Musk and Old Prawn Cocktail Crisp Packet"

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:27, archived)

Mine is "Rich Mahogany", with a faint odour of Sex Panther colone.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:30, archived)

I dont have one
I love the smell of leather on leather...

oh.. erm... yes.

pine.

yes, thats it pine.
( TBL I posted this on, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:33, archived)