At least you don't have pancreatic cancer though, right?

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:00, archived)

And you've got a light in your bathroom.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:01, archived)

and you don't need to spend over £800 on tyres

(likeajackhammer, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:08, archived)

and you're not bald, dole & motherliving

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:14, archived)

motherliving
sounds quite perverted, where do I sign up?
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:29, archived)

And at least he's not that gadgey from Requiem For A Dream.

( Druid, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:02, archived)

The one who has his arm cut off.

( Druid, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:02, archived)

not a serious dancer
as he doesnt have cancer.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:04, archived)