this empty feeling in the blackest pits of my soul.

( sleepybinky, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:37, archived)

i couldnt give a fuck if my skin blistered off and my head exploded.

( sleepybinky, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:37, archived)

If my head exploded I think I would still operate with the same level of functionality as I usually do.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:38, archived)

*hugs more to stop head explodey*

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:42, archived)

A SPANGOLIN HAT?

( sleepybinky, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:42, archived)

scoop out her brains and wear it on your head

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:44, archived)

YEAH
like a raccoon-skin one but with less tail.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:45, archived)

can we get you a raccoon suit?

( sleepybinky, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:49, archived)

if you like
stripey tails are wintimes!
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:54, archived)

LEMUROLIN.

( sleepybinky, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:06, archived)

so she could fly like mario!

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:07, archived)

Dear binks,
I've gone off sex. Should I be concerned?

Yours,
baldmonkey.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:37, archived)

nah, your mother could do with the rest

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:38, archived)

only if your wife can't get it better somewhere else.

( sleepybinky, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:40, archived)

If she can't get it better, either her fanny's healed over or she's dead.
I'm shit at sex.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:40, archived)

I'm happy to act as a friendly placeholder
you can have her back when you feel up to it. Because we are Internet Friends.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:42, archived)

YOU are a Good Person.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:43, archived)

HOORAY FOR FLAPS.

( sleepybinky, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:43, archived)

I can take or leave them.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:45, archived)

APPARENTLY SO

( sleepybinky, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:50, archived)

pfft

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:46, archived)

Are you taking your pills still? That usually has a lot to do with it.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:40, archived)

Nothing wrong with being off sex

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:46, archived)