I used to go out with a girl who played in one of those bands.
Ever since then I have hated accordion music almost as much as I hate bagpipes.
( Lord Gnome, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:04, archived)

You see, I like bagpipes and accordians.
But I'm going to guess I wouldn't have liked your ex's band.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:07, archived)

I'd say you probably wouldn't too.
I didn't much like them either.
( Lord Gnome, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:10, archived)

Bagpipes?
Did she also have pipes coming from her boobies and when you squeezed them she went DDAAADEEEDODDOELELTTITITTITITDDOOOOODDLELELAAADADADEOLEOOO?
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:07, archived)

I fucking wish!

( Lord Gnome, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:08, archived)

ha
my little bro played the devils bellows for years. i love him but what a nob end. img13.imageshack.us/i/accordionfarsidecartoon.gif/
( tickle I was away, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:08, archived)

hehe
The Far Side is fantastic.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:12, archived)

Good call.
Ideally it should be a recorder- as there is no sound worse nor more identifiable than someone learning to play the recorder.

I'd say violins except for the fact that they can produce some beautiful music. Them and flutes.
( Lord Gnome, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:13, archived)