30 minutes of sun in the UK and folk are
walking around in shorts with their tops off.
( Druid, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:53, archived)

Apart from in Newcastle, where it's all "Howay, I'm fuggin rawstin' man, Le's gan doon
the Aldi and sit in the freezaz"
( Druid, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:54, archived)

sometimes if it's really hot,
I go into Tesco and stand in front of the milk.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:55, archived)

trying to decide which 4-pinter is most likely
to bring all the boys to your yard?
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:59, archived)

I always get blue top.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:00, archived)

you fucking Tory

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:01, archived)

:(

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:06, archived)

I've heard it's boiling at St James' Park, half the fans have disappeared.

( Druid, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:01, archived)

ARGH

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:05, archived)

Oh Thomas.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:40, archived)

When did we become part of the West Indies?

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:07, archived)

It was netto when I lived in fenham

( CowJam, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:09, archived)