Are you making the most of the good weather here in Blighty?

( Druid, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:51, archived)

It pissed it down earlier, you silly man!

( ArthurTheRat, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:51, archived)

30 minutes of sun in the UK and folk are
walking around in shorts with their tops off.
( Druid, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:53, archived)

Apart from in Newcastle, where it's all "Howay, I'm fuggin rawstin' man, Le's gan doon
the Aldi and sit in the freezaz"
( Druid, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:54, archived)

sometimes if it's really hot,
I go into Tesco and stand in front of the milk.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:55, archived)

trying to decide which 4-pinter is most likely
to bring all the boys to your yard?
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:59, archived)

I always get blue top.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:00, archived)

you fucking Tory

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:01, archived)

:(

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:06, archived)

I've heard it's boiling at St James' Park, half the fans have disappeared.

( Druid, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:01, archived)

ARGH

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:05, archived)

Oh Thomas.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:40, archived)

When did we become part of the West Indies?

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:07, archived)

It was netto when I lived in fenham

( CowJam, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:09, archived)

i am
i'm sitting in bed not watering the garden. win
( spacefish bong!, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:52, archived)

am I fuck
I'm just moaning about it.
( jenpots, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:52, archived)

Last night was the first night where I struggled
to get to sleep for the heat. I was wrestling with the covers, something no-one needs to see.
( Druid, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:56, archived)

The sun is pink here.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:52, archived)

I hear thunder, I hear thunder ...

( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:52, archived)

pitter patter rain drops

( jenpots, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:54, archived)

I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN AAAAAFRICAAAAA

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:01, archived)

It absolutely blattered it down this afternoon,
fortunately we'd decided to get the bus home instead of walking. No more than three minutes of it turned the road into a river.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:52, archived)

the best coffee house is pret, lovely stuff
tasty iced chilled stuff too, twats
( mongychops, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:54, archived)

I see you as a knotted hanky type, rod in one hand and
Angling Times in the other.
( Druid, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:56, archived)

total carp magazine
he loves that shit
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:58, archived)

Coarse Fisting

( Druid, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:59, archived)

fishing's a bit rude innit
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:02, archived)

sounds a bit like "bum"

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:03, archived)

yer

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:04, archived)

i don't hold my rods, and i never use just one, unless floater fishing
and kings of leon are just noise, shit noise
( mongychops, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:07, archived)

you can't hear the words!
It's nice when it stops.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:08, archived)

I've never been in a Pret,
London seems to have one about every hundred yards, after a while I started blanking them out. They're like a sort of fnord.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:58, archived)

It's pissing down and there is a thunderstorm
I'm watching Saturday's Michael McIntyre's Comedy thing then achievement whore on TF2
( magnum, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:55, archived)

Also, is this just a Suffolk thing
but are the female employees of Halfords usually quite hot?
( magnum, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:57, archived)

I've never seen a female Halfords employee.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:58, archived)

they should get their air conditioning fixed

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:59, archived)

Dad?

( magnum, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:08, archived)

hahaha
oh no
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:09, archived)

they're usually buck-toothed greasy-haired boss-eyed gormless bints
except the boss who'll look like an Albino Grotbags
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:03, archived)

Must be a Suffolk thing then

( magnum, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:06, archived)

Yes
by distancing myself by at least a thousand miles from the stench of BO, the gawps of "its ROASTIN', innit" and the sight of rolls and rolls of fat female flesh tumbling chaotically around the waists of girls, restrained by a lycra cotton weave under so much tension it needs its own psychiatrist.

Bleurgh.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:59, archived)

hold on i've been to poland, it's shit, no good food, no happy people, grey people and grey feelings, although the whores are ok, but they where from russia

( mongychops, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:13, archived)