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It's been bad internetting today JMG. Let me summise...
Hello [insert rude word here] {ACCIDENTALLY HITS CAPS LOCK} woo SO WHAT U HVG 4 DINNER LOL!11 I HASING SAMMIGIZ ME DO RADIO SHOW ON INTERNETS NOW [some link appears here normally listen plz Christ it makes you want to vomit.] OMG!!1 I’M TWITTERING MY PODCST ALL OVA MY FACEBOOK I’M LIKE CRAYZEEEEEE11! (At this point a link may appear tagged with NSFW. This annoys you but you still have to click it don’t you?) *puff* *wheeze* OMG I MUST DO DIET I’M SOOOOOOO FAT LOL!!1 ALL THE WOMEN HERE THINK IM DED SEXEH COS I GET SHAGGED LOADS AND THAT! [Ends with current shit meme]
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:25, archived)
tl:dr

(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:26, archived)
I like this.
I trust you all will, too.
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:26, archived)
JMG,
when Sunderland moved out on Saturday, he didn't say goodbye to me.

On top of that, his bedroom is still filled with shit he's left behind.

Why are the unwashed so shit?
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:27, archived)
Most of the stuff he's left behind will be stolen goods.
Avoid all fingerprints.
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:28, archived)
Haha, first real laugh of the day.

(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:27, archived)
The internet is a horrible place.
I was confused when I saw this on a construction drawing dimension line today:

1399 CHB

I thought it was something to do with your birth year.
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:30, archived)
Don't be silly.
He was at school then.
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:58, archived)
And that was just SexFace.
He's the Wormulus it's OK to hate.
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:36, archived)