Right we've got the basic lie. It needs working up into something more believable I think.

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:13, archived)

Can't we just gaz it round and let it sort itself out?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:14, archived)

I heard that you once cheated on someone with their own dad.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:15, archived)

I was the dad.
My child is probably a b3tan.
( Druid, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:16, archived)

I'd go for something a bit less believable, if I were you.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:16, archived)

Oooh.

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:29, archived)