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bloody hell
them LED Lenser torches are fucking ace. I am just back from a late night rescue training exercise on the mountain, and we were all given one each to play with. I'm afraid we spent more time playing light sabres in the mist with them than actually doing any serious training.

Apart from reading this thread, what have you wasted time doing tonight?
(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 2:20, archived)
Watching WWE Raw

(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 2:21, archived)
as opposed to WWE cooked?
*knows nothing about this WWE thingy*
(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 2:24, archived)
You know how sometimes I think your listening habits are akin to a 14 year old girl?
Well WWE is the televisual habit of a 14 year old boy.
(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 2:25, archived)
14 year old girls listen to
1980s euro pop and hardcore ebm? strange. anyway its a televisual thing with I assumed some sort of wrestling connection. only thing I remember about that is giant haystacks and big daddy.
(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 2:27, archived)
Not just 14 year old girls.
Gay 14 year old boys too I'd suspect.
(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 2:29, archived)
There are boobies fighting at the moment

(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 2:27, archived)
*Dampens brow*

(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 2:28, archived)
*gyrates furiously*

(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 2:30, archived)
I think he likes the sort of music Bruno would listen to

(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 2:38, archived)
It was seen as the gay music, when Wham were in the charts.
Wham!
(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 2:43, archived)
I remember Phil Oakey saying the Human League didn't use guitars "because they hurt your fingers"
hanging's too good for the likes of these people

I recommend some sort of Inquisition
(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 2:47, archived)
SOUTHERNERS!
:(
(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 2:50, archived)
anything south of Cheshire is France

(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 2:51, archived)
laibach said they were as fascist as much as
hitler was a painter

i like both bands
(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 2:53, archived)
It's "sports entertainment"

(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 2:26, archived)
as hateful phrases go, that's right up there with "edutainment" and "infomercial"

(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 2:39, archived)
I'm recording it.
Ready to watch tomorrow evening. I hope Jericho gets a decent amount of mic time.
(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 2:31, archived)
Right, bed for me.

(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 2:35, archived)

images.inmagine.com/img/imagesource/is581/is581045.jpg
(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 2:21, archived)
you wasted time hitting your head off a table?
you should come training with us, you get to sit in a land rover with blue flashing lights and everything, and you aren't handcuffed.
(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 2:23, archived)
thinking about coon cheese

(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 2:22, archived)
is this some sort of new meme?
or is it real? coz it sounds like a new meme to me.

sort of.
(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 2:23, archived)
no it's REALLY REALLY old
please ignore any meme idea
(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 2:27, archived)
ah I just googled it
*understands now*
(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 2:28, archived)
just start running

(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 2:32, archived)
A lady walks into her GP, and says "Doc, something's wrong.."
"What's that?" he says.
So she procceds to under her top and bra, and then out of the left nipple, a head of a black man with an affro appears, sticks out it's tounge and blows a rasberry, then jumps back into her nipple.
Then, a minuite later, it does the same thing out of the other one.

"So, doc, what's wrong?"
"Ahh, my dear, my have silly-coon implants."
(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 2:36, archived)
How long were you in Aberdeen?

(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 2:37, archived)
*SPANGS*

(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 2:37, archived)
BAN THIS USER FOR TERRIBLE RACISM

(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 8:12, archived)
i've been setting up a line of dominos, the last one of which will spark a flint, which will light a fuse, setting off fireworks in the sky spelling "FUCK YEAH!!!"
i'll be posing in front of it
(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 2:23, archived)
nekked?

(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 2:24, archived)
THIS IS NO TIME FOR PIZZAS

(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 2:24, archived)
what type of lighter fluid will you be wearing?

(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 2:34, archived)
i've mixed all of them up in a big vat

(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 2:36, archived)
COR!
i can't wait for the pics
(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 2:38, archived)
if you're still alive
to upload them..
(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 2:39, archived)