Your death will be slow.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 4:14, archived)

Death by cock up the arse?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 7:23, archived)

AKA
Aids
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 7:58, archived)

Arse Injected Death Sentence
/joke last used in biology lesson circa 1985
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 8:02, archived)

As In, Dick Shitty?
/made up by Clagnut, 30 seconds ago
( Gooch Is neither here nor there, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 8:27, archived)

it shows

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 8:34, archived)