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When did you last use your unimpressed face?
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If you say just now, your all gay.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 4:11, archived)
Just then

(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 4:13, archived)
Your death will be slow.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 4:14, archived)
Death by cock up the arse?

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 7:23, archived)
AKA
Aids
(I helped save b3ta! DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 7:58, archived)
Arse Injected Death Sentence
/joke last used in biology lesson circa 1985
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 8:02, archived)

As In, Dick Shitty?
/made up by Clagnut, 30 seconds ago
(I helped save b3ta! Gooch Is neither here nor there, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 8:27, archived)
it shows

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 8:34, archived)
oh god
have you seen 'Search and Destroy'? he is brilliant in that

my right eye has all gone manky bloodshot swelly so i'd say about now
other than everymorning waking up trashed
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Tue 16 Jun 2009, 4:28, archived)
Youn are.
I'm in a happy happy :) face mood today. I hope nothing spoils it.
(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 7:23, archived)
Japan's burnt to to the ground and the government have announced taht anyone in possesion of anime will go onto the sex offenders register.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 7:28, archived)
if they're not already on it, that is.

(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 8:06, archived)
After being caught dressing up their cat in a school girls uniform and trying to fuck it wearing a octopus tentacle as a condom?
I hate it when that happens.
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 8:37, archived)
I'd do
him.
(I helped save b3ta! DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 7:57, archived)
Ahoy hoy

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 8:15, archived)
WALKEN!
 
I have yet to see Balls of Fury
www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4lws9AQ5eo
a surprising cast, and I did like Reno 911.

but I will watch any shitty movie so long as Christopher Walken is in it

THE OTHER WEEK I WATCHED JOE DIRT, AND HE WAS HARDLY IN THAT AT ALL
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 8:05, archived)
"Envy" is surprisingly good though
 
I guess "Gigli" will be the real test
sometimes it's best to just watch his scenes on youtube instead of sitting through the whole damn thing
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 8:10, archived)
I watched things to do in denver when you're dead the other day
Never seen it before, it was ok.
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 8:19, archived)
aggghhhhh FUCK I want that
but I can't find it anywhere!
not on zone 4 DVD, anyway.

Steve fucking Buscemi, hell yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 8:21, archived)
I got it for £3 in hmv

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 8:26, archived)
When I caught Mr Sp@m ignoring me in favour for Farm Town on facebook
He's so ghey.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 8:23, archived)
Should have got your tits out.

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 8:27, archived)
ewww no that would just turn him off even more.

(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:15, archived)
That's a lovely photo

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 8:51, archived)
Last night.
Having got all my equipment (amp, two guitars, box o cables) to my back door (forgot my key) last night after practice, the storm that was meant to have gone away suddenly started again, and I had to run around getting stuff into the car before it got too wet.

Hmph.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 8:55, archived)

Having got all equipment (amp, two guitars, cables) to my back door (forgot my key) last night after practice, the storm that was meant to have gone away suddenly started again, and I had to run around getting stuff into the car before it
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 8:57, archived)
AHAHAHAHAHAHA

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 8:58, archived)
You hurt me with your mocking tone:(

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 8:59, archived)
Who said owt about mocking?

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 8:59, archived)
I cant be sure as my sarcasm meter is out of batteries:(

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:02, archived)
Yesterday when Double F told me the boiler repair man hadn't been.
So I've had to take today off so he can come and give us heating and hot water again. Talk shows, tea and internet for me today. And also not getting dressed.

EDIT: I'm wearing pyjamas, for fucks sake.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 8:58, archived)
poor you
i feel sooooo sorry for you
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:01, archived)
It's a wasted day, man

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:05, archived)
you'd have only been at work
it's only wasted if you watch jeremy kyle. then your entire life is potentially wasted
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:11, archived)
It starts in ten minutes.
Though I'm presently watching Kerrang.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:14, archived)
DON'T WATCH IT
it's a trap
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:18, archived)
Even when the boiler man arrives?

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:03, archived)
Naked for the boiler repair man?
Getting ready to star in a bad porno?
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:03, archived)
"Hello, my name is Jurgen and I've come to fix your boiler."
"Righto. Nosh on me gash while I watch Jeremy Kyle."
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:05, archived)
Ooh stick your big tool in my rusty boiler big boy

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:06, archived)
You're expecting a repair man and you're not dressed?
Are you hoping for a discount?
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:04, archived)
just now
citylink have dispatched half of my amazon order to the midlands :(

they managed to get the other half right, so why this?

is there any way to contact citylink for a thereputic shouting session i wonder
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:21, archived)
Yes

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:22, archived)
it's you, isn't it? you put them up to it
stop oppressing me
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:25, archived)