Clingfilm + Elastic Band

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:42, archived)

Tinfoil if I want to pretend to be a robot when having sex.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:49, archived)

so all the time then?

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:51, archived)

95%
Sometimes I sneeze on myself and pretend I'm a slug.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:53, archived)

well, you have to mix it up
or it gets boring
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:55, archived)

Just be careful if I ever sneeze near you, coz that means it's 'Slug TIme'...

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:59, archived)

i'm going to cover piston broke in pepper at the chbash
so you'll have to 'slug' him

BWA HA HA
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:01, archived)

I don't think he's coming
All that happens is he annoys everyone and goes to bed at 9pm, drunk after a sniff of shandy.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:08, archived)

i can't say i'm disappointed
i met him in oxford once

i'll pepper supermatt instead!
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:09, archived)

9PM? That crazy cat.
I'd be tucked up by 8pm, and if any of you bloody kids make any racket, then god help you.
( RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:10, archived)