Gums, you can do better.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:55, archived)

He doesn't want to.
That's the problem.

:(
( RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:57, archived)

He's what my nan would call
a bonny wee lad.

I'm still a bonny wee lass, and I'm about half a foot taller than her.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:59, archived)

She only calls me that because I always wee in my bonnet

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:05, archived)

Does anyone know where I can get a cauldron full of supermodels?

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:03, archived)

I said you can do better than slags.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:03, archived)

Ok ok ok,
Erm, a tupperware full of nuns?
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:08, archived)

u odels
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:04, archived)

/gay Obelix

( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:10, archived)

ebay

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:05, archived)