Yes, orange jam in a bottle.
I was whining at the weekend because marmalade is horrible and I just wanted orange jam, then we found some in tescos. It's alright, it's not as nice as I was hoping.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:06, archived)

Orange jam?
Great, another preserve I didn't know existed...Sounds nicer than marmalade as well.
(theneet began to cut her hair and long for balls, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:08, archived)

Orange jam IS marmalade.
Rather, marmalade can be made from any citrus fruits, Orange jam just implies it's made only from oranges.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:10, archived)

It's not got as much peel in it
and it says orange jam insead of marmalade on the container. Jam people know more about jam than you do.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:12, archived)

I meant to say something about peel.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:13, archived)

you have the right to a peel.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:16, archived)

Apparently
That would make sense; I'm more a Peanut Butter person than a Jam person.

Maybe I am better off wandering up to an Asda worker and handing myself over to them and their jam knowledge.
(theneet began to cut her hair and long for balls, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:14, archived)

Orange JAM?
I'm sure that's probably illegal.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:08, archived)

could be useful in cakes

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:09, archived)

Made by hartleys, I think
they did pineapple jam in a bottle too.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:09, archived)

You could use that as a perfect excuse to make your own :)

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:08, archived)

That'd involve being bothered... :D

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:10, archived)

But the people need WOWJAM
You could use blood oranges to make it look like strawberry jam and it would mess with people's minds.
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:12, archived)

I'll give them wowjam
a small jar a month.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:13, archived)

Perfect for vampires

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:15, archived)

Speaking of jam-making
Has anyone actually got a good recipe for jam?

I know that sounds daft but I fail at jam-making.
(theneet began to cut her hair and long for balls, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:10, archived)

Ask Lord Gnome.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:12, archived)