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Whats good for stopping cats from digging the earth and shitting between my plants.
I had some of that "get orf my land" green jelly stuff, and that works fine, so long as it never rains, I've also been told to use the skin of an orange.
I've tried both of these but neither of them work, and i'm fed up with teh cats digging up around the roots of my plants and shitting there.
(I helped save b3ta! turb0t, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:41, archived)
Kill them and then kill their owners and then kill EVERYBODY ELSE IN THE WHOLE WORLD.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:47, archived)
Barbed wire.
Or land mines.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:51, archived)
Get a cat of your own.
They'll protect their territory from other moggies, but they'll not shit in it.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:54, archived)
Haha, yeah right.
Tell our cats that.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:55, archived)
Although, they don't shit in the flower or veggie beds.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:55, archived)
Exactly.
Wolsey shits in next door's lily plants or on Badger's mum's next-door neighbour's lawn.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:58, archived)
Haha, bad Wolsey.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:59, archived)
Mrs T hates cat, as does Old Father T
So getting a cat would not really be an option if I'm to stay in favour with the family.
I wouldn't mind getting a *big* cat though if I was gonna get one, as that would help keep the foxes away as well.
(I helped save b3ta! turb0t, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:56, archived)
Get a Lynx.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:57, archived)
OR AN EAGLE.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:57, archived)
Or a fuck-off huge supersoaker.

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:59, archived)
Oooh, yes.
If you had a remoted controlled sprinkler system, you could teach them not to do it. You'd need to spend a day or so spraying them everytime they went near it.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:01, archived)
I've seen a thing on the interweb, it was about £50,
that you attach to your hose, and leave in the middle of the garden, and it has a movement sensor and sprays water in the direction of where ever it detects movement.
My garden would become a swamp.
(I helped save b3ta! turb0t, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:02, archived)
They'd learn soon enough, though.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:05, archived)
YES
I gotta get one of these LYNX
(I helped save b3ta! turb0t, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:07, archived)