this isn't new
you've just painted over the dirty bits and put a bow on it.
( scott,, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:59, archived)

Yeah
But it's under new management.

Might at least give it a try.
( Lord Gnome, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:01, archived)

How dare you.
We've also increased the price of Continental Lager by fifty pence a bottle and the bar staff have all got aprons with our name on.

And we've fixed the bolts on the cubicles and filled in the smaller glory holes.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:05, archived)

The trick is not to drink continental lager.
Drink British beer instead!
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:07, archived)

British beer is only served in the private member's area.
I can't trust the riffraff with real glasses.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:08, archived)

I agree with this.
Give 'em Carling in plastic pint glasses.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:09, archived)

Would you like to see my new cock?

( nick the greek, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:14, archived)

is it less warty than your old one?

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:41, archived)

It's kind of hard to tell.

( nick the greek, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:44, archived)

that's what my missus said.

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:40, archived)