i only stay in places that cost at least £150 a night.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:26, archived)

My butler books all of my hotels for me.
I never ask him the price.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:29, archived)

did i ever tell you about the time my butler got cancer so i had to poach my own eggs in the morning?
how the tables have turned!
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:37, archived)

Mustique has some great places
at least £15,000 a night though.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:29, archived)

The company pays for all my hotel stays
so they can be as expensive as you care. Lots of them come with free porn on the TV.
( turb0t, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:35, archived)

Yeah', but you don't have a huge life expetancy, so you can afford to go silly on the cards.
I'm sorry to be so blunt, no offence was meant, didn't mean to bring that up again.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:37, archived)

it's ok,
i have to take this thing with humour!
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:41, archived)