London's rubbish. Booking a month in advance
it's still the best part of £100 a night for Euston Travelodge. The massive shits.
Is it easy to prostitute yourself in London?
( Druid, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:14, archived)

Dont stay ata travelodge.
Go some where reasonable.
( Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:17, archived)

This.
But with added "you daft twat".
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:17, archived)

Decorum.

( Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:18, archived)

I usually stay at the kensington close hotel
when I'm down. The carpets offend me.
( MrA, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:18, archived)

Like where?
I've tried all the cheapo chain ones I know.
( Druid, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:19, archived)

Do you have any recommendations for somewhere to stay in London for 6 nights?
/hoping to go down there early part of October, and would like to get recommendations
from people on prices/quality as opposed to just trusting the internet.
Doesn't have to be the Ritz, but comfortable, clean, and somewhere we can use
as basic crash space in between doing a fair bit in London during that week would be nice.
Not too fussed about location ,but the more central the better
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:20, archived)

Doesn't Riverghost run a hostel?
That might be a cheap way of doing things
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:21, archived)

I'm quite prepared to lash out on luxuries, like carpet on the floor and tea/coffee making facilities in the room

( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:23, archived)

That and tyou do know that he fucks animals right?
That's all you'll hear all night.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:24, archived)

and the fact he runs/ board now, the mod we never had who cries tio be one

( mongychops, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:25, archived)

he'll be sure to tell us all about it on /board the next day
there may even be photos from the window.

/Acually, it's not bad as hostels go at all, but I'd rather
it be a hotel to be honest.
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:25, archived)

meh, i'd stick you in bermondsy, fancy fucking tourist cunts

( mongychops, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:29, archived)

I very nearly moved into a narrowboat in a marina at Bermondsey
About 3 years back
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:31, archived)

It sickens me that he's not been locked up.
Fucking animals is just wrong.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:26, archived)

Where did all this start?

( WHARRGARBL, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:35, archived)

In a barn, on a cold night.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:39, archived)

Ghostie's place is above a Threshers
I'm sure you can buy a 4-pack of tea there....
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:25, archived)

I haven't set foot in a Threshers in over 2 years now
do they sell lots of fruit tea these days?
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:26, archived)

well, alcopops
but if you boil them it will turn into non-alcoholic beverage
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:27, archived)

get a train fron the burbs in,

( mongychops, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:22, archived)

you reckon?
s'pose it could be worth looking at
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:29, archived)

i'm a mind melting 40 mins from on an over ground train

( mongychops, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:37, archived)

^that

( broadsword, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:31, archived)

See, this is what I mean.
Except 4 nights and July.
( Druid, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:22, archived)

Have you tried popping in to see your local travel agent?

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:30, archived)

Yes.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:18, archived)

Not if you have a monobrow
Nobody wants to fuck one of those freaks.
( Lord Gnome, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:18, archived)

Fuck me
that's a bit much for a Travelodge. They'd better have a free bar.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:19, archived)

Yes. Call me
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
( Jobe, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:19, archived)

now as a lahndahn person i take offence, no offence, don't stay in the middle off london, no offence, racist

( mongychops, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:19, archived)

euston? oh do fuck off

( mongychops, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:21, archived)

No offence.

( Druid, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:23, archived)

you can have a marriot 4 star near me with a train jouney for 70 quid

( mongychops, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:24, archived)

I might consider staying outside a bit, even though it means
going into Euston and back out.
( Druid, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:30, archived)

Or because you're staying near a main station it's more expensive?
You can stay at mine for £90.
( Jobe, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:22, archived)

£85 and I won't bum you if you leave fast enough in the morning.....

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:25, archived)

£80 and I will.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:35, archived)

Oooh, a bidding war. Ish. In reverse. Er...

( Jobe, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:43, archived)

SOLD!
( Jobe, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:35, archived)

They're all much of a muchness, pricewise.

( Druid, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:27, archived)

laterooms.com
depends where you gotta be near by.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:23, archived)

I wouldn't say that was all that expensive
But then the last hotel I booked was £130 a night and that was in Aberdeen.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:24, archived)

i only stay in places that cost at least £150 a night.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:26, archived)

My butler books all of my hotels for me.
I never ask him the price.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:29, archived)

did i ever tell you about the time my butler got cancer so i had to poach my own eggs in the morning?
how the tables have turned!
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:37, archived)

Mustique has some great places
at least £15,000 a night though.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:29, archived)

The company pays for all my hotel stays
so they can be as expensive as you care. Lots of them come with free porn on the TV.
( turb0t, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:35, archived)

Yeah', but you don't have a huge life expetancy, so you can afford to go silly on the cards.
I'm sorry to be so blunt, no offence was meant, didn't mean to bring that up again.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:37, archived)

it's ok,
i have to take this thing with humour!
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:41, archived)

you live in Aberdeen don't you?
dirty stopout.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:27, archived)

Surprisingly it wasn't for me
Dirty stopouts don't pay to stay out for the night!
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:28, archived)

Booking a month in advance, a Travelodge has a cheek to charge more than £50 a night, considering
what you get.
( Druid, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:36, archived)

Try the Hoxton, I always stay there, it's lovely, not too expensive, and seems a nicish area (although I'm from the provinces so anywhere with electricity seems nice to me).
( C, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:29, archived)

Stay with Gonz.
I'm sure he won't try to struggle snuggle you.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:35, archived)