Who on earth "makes out" that giving blood is a gore fest?
They put a needle in you and take out a measly quantity of blood then give you tea and biscuits. It's hardly Driller Killer. Get to it immediately.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 8:14, archived)

It would be double awesome if it WERE driller killer though.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 8:15, archived)

This

( Mrs Sp@m, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 8:15, archived)

Oooh, I've missed this.
Top notch Shambolic Derison. I fully expect someone to be crying and the word 'Shambollocks' to be being bitterly bandied about by the end of the day.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 8:18, archived)

in the north we cut our hands off, drip into a bucket and then sellotape our hands back on

( GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 8:44, archived)

*high five*
oh, oops. sorry.
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 8:57, archived)

I've given blood a few times (ooh-hoo look at him Mr Lifesaver over here!)
and I once recall someone, clearly not holding the patch on his arm long enough for the bleeding to stop, flexed his arm and promptly sprayed blood all over himself.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 8:46, archived)

no-one can ever find veins in my left arm
i've learned to desperately proffer my right arm before they start prodding about in there.
( sleepybinky, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 8:47, archived)

i get complimented on my veins when i give blood. which is an odd experience.
mine are prominent and my donation is always over quickly.

once the lady told me it was the quickest recorded time that day. so i said 'i'm like bleedy gonzalez'.

went down like a lead balloon. i was so pleased with it too!
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 8:54, archived)

lolololol I LIKE IT.

( sleepybinky, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 8:59, archived)

But... his name is "speedy gonzalez". Not "bleedy". Maybe that's why she didn't get it.

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 9:01, archived)

i made mine leak once
it made a lady faint

obviously, i make ladies swoon all the time but not for that reason
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 8:52, archived)

Other forms of leakage/seepage?
Phwoar.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 8:54, archived)

*oozes*

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 8:56, archived)

Wha sir, ah do declayre.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 8:58, archived)

*tips stetson*
ma'am
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 9:00, archived)