Two years ago I forgot how to read whilst at work
then vomited a couple of times, got photophobic and generally a bit worried. They called an ambulance, took me to hospickle, wheeled me backwards round it at great speed, chucked me in the filthiest room ever, gave me an injection and half an hour later I was fine.

Either that or glandular fever, I suppose.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:25, archived)

That reminds me of my friend who had labrynthitis
She was driving on the road, all of a sudden threw up, couldn't talk and only JUST managed to pull the car over with the help of her passenger using the steering wheel
( Mrs Sp@m, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:27, archived)

Labyrinthitis has a nasty habit of getting people while they're driving
my mum's friend at work experienced pretty much exactly the same thing.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:28, archived)

, couldn't talk and only JUST managed to pull the car over with the help of her passenger using the steering wheel

because all she could see what David Bowie's penis in those tight tight trousers.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:28, archived)

Mmmm.
David Bowie's lovely as Jareth.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:29, archived)

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:30, archived)

Yeah, and PROUD of it.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:30, archived)

He was pretty 'proud' for most of the film.
Either that or a sock.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:31, archived)

You're just jealous.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:31, archived)

Of a millionaire musician with thousands of female fans who'd still sleep with him even though he's ancient?
Nah, not jealous.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:33, archived)

I'd let him drybum me.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:33, archived)

omg!
That is love.
( jenpots, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:35, archived)

I know!
Still he doesn't call, he just shags that Shaquille O Neal woman.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:36, archived)

isn't Shaq a bloke?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:37, archived)

Tall and black, that's what I'm going for here.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:38, archived)

oh my, YES!

( jenpots, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:31, archived)

All the way.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:31, archived)

I did that in GCSE English class once.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:33, archived)

That was dangerous
you could have crashed into your classmates.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:35, archived)