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I would.

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:39, archived)
Not mine you fucking wouldn't.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:40, archived)
only an ikkle one....*puppy eyes*

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:42, archived)
You're not shitting through my DVDs, Gummy.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:43, archived)
What about if it was a tiny pebble and it didn't touch the sides? :'(

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:45, archived)
worst impersonation of a playdough thingy ever.

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:46, archived)
Haha :D

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:47, archived)
My dough is too dry and crumbly :(

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:49, archived)
*licks - wait, wtf? NO NO NO

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 16:08, archived)
Even then.
Can't you just rub them on your nip-nips alluringly?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:48, archived)
*le sigh* oooookay then...*gyrates*

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:49, archived)
To be fair
I never said you could STOP gyrating.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:49, archived)
*starts crying*
NO! NOT THE WHIPok maybe a little bit AHH NO!
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:52, archived)
Don't let me whip you
there are people at slimelight who will attest to the fact that I'm absolutely gash at it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:53, archived)
My girlfriend used to frequent that night a few years back,
it's the only club I've ever been thrown out of too.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:59, archived)
I used to go
before I realised what a bunch of fucking ponces they all are.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 16:01, archived)
Couldn't comment
never been to the night.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 16:03, archived)
Trust me.
I'm an insufferable arse, and they offended even ME.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 16:04, archived)