meh
give me a penguin anyday. timtams are piss-poor imitations of the penguiny goodness
( Fergburger, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 11:45, archived)

but there are no toffee penguins

( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 11:48, archived)

Penguins have an air of cheapness about them, in my opinion
I was made to go to school with a Penguin in my lunchbox every day for three years because my poor parents could not afford to smoke and give me culinary variety.

*weeps*
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 11:50, archived)

oooh, but in tea,
bite the end off a penguin and suck the tea up through the biscuit, then turn it upside down and scoff it in one
OHhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmm
( bookerina, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 11:56, archived)