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JMG.
I've been away, with women.
Report on the internet and it's developments since my last correspondence.
I do not with to hear about your dinner.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:01, archived)
I walked the dog for two miles, then mowed all the lawns.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:03, archived)
all of them?

(I helped save b3ta! well, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:03, archived)
oh tone :\

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:04, archived)
i only asked because mine is looking distinctly unmowed

(I helped save b3ta! well, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:06, archived)
She did a shit job on my front lawn.
It's all patchy.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:05, archived)
There are three of them, with loads of beds and trees.
It takes fucking ages.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:05, archived)
new job?

(I helped save b3ta! well, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:10, archived)
>:(
*full name here*
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:15, archived)
wormulus has returned with a new troll account 'lion-cake'
i've not had any dinner
(I helped save b3ta! well, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:03, archived)
OHH WORMULUS!
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:05, archived)
Is he Squeeky13 aswell?
Or is that someone new who happens to be a bit shit?
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:12, archived)
I think our Squeeky is a bit "special".

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:14, archived)
that's one of the less interesting users
lots of unpleasant things to say, but without the wit or nerve to say them with their primary account, could be anyone
(I helped save b3ta! well, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:14, archived)
I'm going to have chicken

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:03, archived)
Me too.
Chicken curry is happening in my kitchen as we speak.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:06, archived)
Mine is in burger form
I've had a weird craving for that all day.

My lamb curry is full of WIN.
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:09, archived)
This is mostly full of coconut and onions

(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:13, archived)
All curries should have coconut in them
I like to put raisins in mine.
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:16, archived)
sweet`n`sour for me

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:04, archived)
I'm delighted to read you've restricted yourself to two flavours.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:11, archived)
For the first time in my life, I blacked out for a few seconds.
That was very disorienting.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:04, archived)
you blacked up lol

(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:05, archived)
not even my summer fruit crumble and custard? :(

(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:05, archived)
The internet needs much, much more JMG.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:09, archived)
Or, a JMG army.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:12, archived)
MoT, asking for permission to join, right here.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:14, archived)
I can imagine it being like that Japanese prison
Where all the inmates had to do the 'Thriller' dance in the yard.
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:14, archived)
i think that was Singapore

(I helped save b3ta! well, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:16, archived)
filipino prison actually.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:18, archived)
IT'S ALL ASIAN
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:22, archived)
They all look alike in the sense that typically there are features that are similar to features of inhabitants of other countries but actually each invidual looks different from the other and I have no problem telling them apart.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:24, archived)
i have no problem telling asians apart
i struggle with the welsh though
(I helped save b3ta! well, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:25, archived)
me either, but the Dutch all look the same.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:25, archived)
well, it was fairly awesome either way

(I helped save b3ta! well, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:22, archived)
Slow io on talk
and 'terible bulying'
(Wornulus, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:12, archived)
Women eh?
What's that like then?
(I helped save b3ta! lion-cake Bad lion-cake, bad., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:14, archived)
My car's engine cut out in the fast lane of the M4 yesterday
next time I take it out I'll be taking a spare pare of pants
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:15, archived)
I walked 4 miles into town,
bought some walking boots, and walked home again.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:15, archived)
I've got some beer and tomorrow off work.
It's going swimmingly, here.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:17, archived)