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I like that Woody Allen quote: "Don't knock masturbation
it's me standing over my adopted daughter's cot spraying great globs of spunk in her squinty, yellow face".
He's a card.
Who else is a card?
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:59, archived)
Anthony Valentine

(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:01, archived)
you fat fucking nobber

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:01, archived)
i summed up baldmonkey well the other day, belives his online hype was the main point of it, the fat fruit loop

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:09, archived)
The Jack of Clubs

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:01, archived)
Yahtzee Croshaw
LOL I make fun of games


cunt.
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:02, archived)
He's got the balls to say things about games that most journos won't

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:04, archived)
yeah, but under a shit name
on youtube.

sounding like Jude Law.
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:04, archived)
He clearly states his name plenty of places.
He doesn't hide under it.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ben_Croshaw
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:07, archived)
I didn't say he didn't give out his name
I said he did his critiques under a shit name. Because he uses Yahtzee. and Yahtzee is a shit name.
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:10, archived)
I'm sorry it annoys you so much.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:10, archived)
I'm sorry too

(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:11, archived)
'cellar door' on the otherhand.....

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:11, archived)
It's GENIUS.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:11, archived)
is a perfectly good name
I'm named after my favourite type of door.

Don't insult my favourite type of door Harold. That's the kind of liberty you shouldn't take.
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:13, archived)
The name is a respelling of the phrase "cellar door" chosen due to a statement of J. R. R. Tolkien, author of The Lord of the Rings, that, detached from its meaning, "cellar door" has the most marvelous sounds of all words he knew.
Hobbit loving wanker.
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:16, archived)
I'm not sure who that was directed at
so I'm going to respond with

LOLnames
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:18, archived)
Celador
and JRRR Hartley Tolkien

Peace out
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:23, archived)
well...
thanks for the research I guess...
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:26, archived)
Nice editing by the way, it clarified
and you're wrong.

It's from Donnie Darko, where It's quoted from that book or whatever you just rambled on about. And I don't give a fuck what you think of that movie.

*something about haha I'm ronnie and the second word in my name is named after a body part ROFL*
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:21, archived)
You know he actually wears that stupid hat all the time.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:04, archived)
In the grand scale of things
The hat is the thing I like most about him
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:07, archived)
He's not bad really...
I just don't think he would keep good company.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:09, archived)
Apart from Mario
I hear those guys are pretty tight.
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:10, archived)
Thanks for the reminder, missed last weeks.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:05, archived)
Cheers
Forgot it was Wednesday. I'll catch the newest video later.
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:08, archived)

ಠ_ಠ
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:03, archived)
I don't fucking know, do I.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:03, archived)
Why the fuck not?

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:14, archived)
How the fuck should I know!

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:16, archived)
FUCK!

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:30, archived)
Did he really say that?
Really?
Did he?
He didn't, did he?
No, I don't think he did.
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:05, archived)
I'm starting to think that baldmonkey made the whole thing up.
The lying bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:07, archived)
It is really quite unacceptable to have lying on the internet.

(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:13, archived)

Spiral-cocked Duck Rapists
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:05, archived)
My subscription to NS has run out
and I can't afford to renew it

)))c:
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:09, archived)
I was conned into participating in the fieldwork for that project
Thought they said we were going duck-hunting
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:10, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:11, archived)
I'm accord.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:12, archived)
VRRROOOOOOMMM!

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:14, archived)