YEAH, I KNOW!!!!
mosnews.com/weird/2009/06/17/virginity/
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:15, archived)

Very little sympathy eminating from me.

( Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:18, archived)

Yep.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:19, archived)

Hymenoplasty would be a great band name.

( FoldsFive, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:20, archived)

She can mend her fanny as many times as she wants.
Thing is, she's still had a few tubesteaks up her clunge so it won't actually restore her virginity. Silly woman.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:22, archived)

From the same site...
mosnews.com/weird/2009/06/16/fencepost/

*head in hands*
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:25, archived)

:(((((

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:26, archived)

LOL!
mosnews.com/culture/2009/04/06/851/
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:26, archived)

This was bizarre:
mosnews.com/society/2009/04/14/1013/
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:27, archived)

riiiggghhhh......
:/
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:35, archived)

Well, that was a bit silly really.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:29, archived)