Hello.

(Bend over Beethoven, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:30, archived)

Are you here to tell us that by paying £10 a month
you can avoid us having to hear a few seconds of adverts once an hour?
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:31, archived)

Worst Lionel Richie impression ever.
It sounded all lispy and as if the weight of your head is a burden to your neck.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:31, archived)

ELLOR
Is I wot you is lewkin for?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:33, archived)

I can see it in your pies

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:33, archived)

See it in yer smaaaahle

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:37, archived)

CRONK!

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:32, archived)

We all got our fingers burnt there.
I liked cronk until it turned out the text I was actually liking was Bou and then I didn't like cronk.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:33, archived)

Morning. I'm here now.
You can all relax.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:33, archived)

*relaxes in a gentlemanly manner*

( broadsword, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:10, archived)

No, fuck you. Seriously
Have a wank with a cheesegrater and then eat your own shredded knobflakes.
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:33, archived)

Dude! You made it!

( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:33, archived)